Am I drunk?....you judge for yourself...

So I just read my last blog before I started this one...I had no idea I was so great at spelling while typing :) But you have to give me a little credit because at least I got the y's in the right place. On our home computer the y key is broken so I have learned to type the y using ctrl v...so I'll find myself doing the same thing at work...yea you should see how that turns out since I can't type and look at the screen at the same time....LOL.

Not only can I not spell so great on my blogs....I'm going to start proof reading these...I also told a man on the phone today, whom I have never met, nor talked to before today, that I loved him. This came after the hoards of questions about being Morman, because he lives in Wisconsin. I explained all he wanted to know about my religion to him, even after he asked me if I really had horns under my hair, and as I was going to say goodbye I was texting Michael at the same time. Well I said to Mr. Harward.."let me know if I can help you with anything else"...Mr. Harward.."I will".."alright love you. Bye." The best part is I didn't relize I had said it until after I had hung up the phone and finished writing his contract. I then turned around to a co-worker who nearly fell off his chair he was laughing so hard.

Oh it doesn't stop there...My drunkenness continued...I also went to the gym after work today. (I know you may all clap for me) I bet you are thinking, is that it. Was that the whole story..well no it is not. Now don't judge me for what I am about to say, it could happen to anyone who is as retarded as I am. Anyway, Kailye and I went to the gym and afterward we went to wash the car. While we are in the car wash I let Kailye come sit with me until it's over. Well I told her to go sit in her seat about half way though because it was about to end and we needed to go home. Well it went on a little longer than I remembered. On the way home I looked into the back seat to see Kailye and she wasn't there!!!! I freaked out pulled over and ripped open the back door. She then popped up and screamed..."BOOOO!" I nearly wet my pants. yes...that's right I forgot to buckle her into the seat. Any of you who know me well, know that I never do this. I am a peranoid parent. But she and her dad play this game where when I go into a store and they are waiting outside she scares the bageesies out of me...it never fails I always forget she'll be there waiting to leap out and yell in my face, and then laugh so hard she has tears coming out of her eyes. anyway when she jumped up this time I fell backwards onto the ground...yea I thought she laughed hard before...I should have had a camera there I could have won lots of money while simotanously having my child taken by protective services for not putting her in a seat belt...Uh...I'm going to stay home the rest of the night for fear I would just leave her somewhere.